We all wanted to ask our roommate that question: "Hey roomie, if you woke up and my dick was in your ass, would you tell anyone?"
Gay men take advantage of their sleeping "straight" roommates!
"You sleep and I'll eat your ass!"
You can say you're straight, but my dick in your ass says you're a liar.
You fell asleep, and I fell into your ass!
He pretends to be asleep so I can take advantage of him!
Yes, it's a dream cum true!
There's nothing like fucking a straight guy's ass!